{"product_id":"tissue-holder","title":"The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#funny-tissue-page {\n  max-width: 900px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 0 12px;\n  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  color: #333333;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n  overflow-wrap: break-word;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page * {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page h2 {\n  font-size: 27px;\n  line-height: 1.35;\n  color: #21543a;\n  margin: 0 0 14px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page h3 {\n  font-size: 20px;\n  line-height: 1.4;\n  color: #21543a;\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page p {\n  margin: 0 0 15px;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page img {\n  display: block;\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  margin: 20px auto 0;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-hero {\n  background: #f7f9f4;\n  border-radius: 18px;\n  padding: 30px 20px 24px;\n  margin: 12px 0 25px;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-eyebrow {\n  font-size: 12px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  color: #b23b3b;\n  letter-spacing: 1.5px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n  margin-bottom: 12px;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-lead {\n  max-width: 720px;\n  margin: 0 auto 18px;\n  font-size: 17px;\n  color: #555555;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-tags {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  justify-content: center;\n  gap: 8px;\n  margin: 18px 0;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-tag {\n  display: inline-block;\n  padding: 8px 12px;\n  border: 1px solid #dce6d9;\n  border-radius: 22px;\n  background: #ffffff;\n  color: #28533a;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-section {\n  padding: 27px 0;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e8e8e8;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-card {\n  background: #ffffff;\n  border: 1px solid #e2e8df;\n  border-radius: 15px;\n  padding: 20px 18px;\n  margin-bottom: 14px;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-highlight {\n  background: #f7f9f4;\n  border-left: 4px solid #b23b3b;\n  border-radius: 6px 12px 12px 6px;\n  padding: 18px;\n  margin: 20px 0;\n  color: #36523d;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-list {\n  list-style: none;\n  padding: 0;\n  margin: 16px 0;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-list li {\n  position: relative;\n  padding: 0 0 12px 27px;\n  margin: 0;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-list li:before {\n  content: \"✓\";\n  position: absolute;\n  left: 2px;\n  color: #b23b3b;\n  font-weight: 700;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-faq details {\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\n  padding: 15px 0;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-faq summary {\n  font-size: 16px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  color: #28533a;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-faq details p {\n  margin: 12px 0 0;\n  color: #555555;\n}\n\n#funny-tissue-page .ft-ending {\n  background: #f7f9f4;\n  border-radius: 18px;\n  text-align: center;\n  padding: 30px 20px;\n  margin: 25px 0;\n}\n\n@media(max-width: 600px) {\n  #funny-tissue-page {\n    padding: 0 5px;\n    font-size: 15px;\n    line-height: 1.7;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page h2 {\n    font-size: 24px;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page h3 {\n    font-size: 19px;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page .ft-hero {\n    padding: 24px 13px;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page .ft-lead {\n    font-size: 15px;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page .ft-card {\n    padding: 17px 13px;\n  }\n\n  #funny-tissue-page .ft-tag {\n    font-size: 12px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"funny-tissue-page\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HERO SECTION --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-hero\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp class=\"ft-eyebrow\"\u003e\n      A Little Christmas Humor Goes a Long Way\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      😂 The Christmas Tissue Holder That Makes Everyone Look Twice!\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp class=\"ft-lead\"\u003e\n      Who knew grabbing a tissue could be this funny?\n      Turn an ordinary household essential into a\n      hilarious holiday surprise with this cheeky\n      plush Christmas tissue holder!\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      With its adorable festive appearance and\n      unexpected tissue opening, this playful\n      decoration brings a little laughter to\n      everyday moments.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-tags\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"ft-tag\"\u003e\n        😂 Hilarious Design\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n      \u003cspan class=\"ft-tag\"\u003e\n        🧸 Soft Plush\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n      \u003cspan class=\"ft-tag\"\u003e\n        🎁 Fun Gift Idea\n      \u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/0007\/0549\/files\/10_30.gif?v=1793325400\" alt=\"Funny Christmas plush tissue holder demonstrating its playful tissue opening\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- PROBLEM SOLUTION --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      🤧 Boring Tissue Boxes? Not This Christmas!\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Ordinary tissue boxes do their job, but\n      they're not exactly exciting.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      This funny Christmas tissue holder adds\n      a playful twist to something you reach for\n      every day.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The surprise? Tissues pull out from the\n      character's rear, turning a simple everyday\n      moment into a hilarious holiday joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-highlight\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        😂 It's a tissue holder, a holiday decoration,\n        and a conversation starter all in one!\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- MAIN BENEFITS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      ✨ Why You'll Love It\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-card\"\u003e\n\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n        😂 A Surprisingly Funny Tissue Dispenser\n      \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        The unexpected tissue opening is what\n        makes this design so entertaining.\n        Pull out a tissue and enjoy a little\n        moment of Christmas humor.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-card\"\u003e\n\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n        🧸 Soft, Cuddly Plush Appearance\n      \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        The soft plush exterior gives this\n        tissue holder an adorable, cozy look\n        that fits naturally into festive\n        home decorations.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        It's playful enough to make people\n        smile and cute enough to display\n        even when you're not using it.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-card\"\u003e\n\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n        🎄 Holiday Decor With Personality\n      \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Add a little character to your living room,\n        bedroom, office desk, or Christmas display.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        It's a fun alternative to traditional\n        holiday decorations, especially for\n        anyone who enjoys silly seasonal humor.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/0007\/0549\/files\/hf_20261023_013051_2f3d5082-2e67-46a9-8143-f273fcc15efa.png?v=1793325100\" alt=\"Funny Christmas plush tissue holder product display\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- GIFTING SECTION --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      🎁 The Perfect Gift for Someone With a Sense of Humor\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Looking for a Christmas gift that\n      isn't another ordinary decoration?\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      This cheeky plush tissue holder is\n      a playful surprise for friends,\n      family, coworkers, and anyone who\n      appreciates a good holiday joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      It's an especially fun idea for\n      gift exchanges where everyone\n      enjoys a little laughter.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cul class=\"ft-list\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant Gift Exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        — Bring something unexpected to the party.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        — Surprise a coworker or friend\n        with a playful present.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Gatherings\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        — Add some humor to your holiday celebration.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Home Decor\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        — A quirky addition to an everyday space.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/0007\/0549\/files\/hf_20261023_013100_524abe48-b551-4a9b-b2cd-cf21ed3e52b5.png?v=1793325101\" alt=\"Playful Christmas plush tissue holder with festive design\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- EVERYDAY USE --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      🏠 A Little Laughter Anywhere You Place It\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A tissue holder doesn't have to be boring.\n      This plush Christmas character combines\n      an everyday household function with\n      a cheerful, humorous appearance.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Place it where you normally keep tissues\n      and enjoy its unexpected design whenever\n      you need to grab one.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ft-highlight\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003e\n        🎄 Fun to display. Handy to have nearby.\n        Hard not to smile at!\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      📋 Product Highlights\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cul class=\"ft-list\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        Novelty plush tissue holder\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        Funny Christmas character\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eExterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        Soft plush fabric\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Feature:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        Humorous rear tissue opening\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        Home decoration, everyday tissue access,\n        and holiday gifting\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-section ft-faq\"\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      ❓ Frequently Asked Questions\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e\n        Where do the tissues come out?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        The tissues pull through the character's\n        playful rear opening, creating the funny\n        effect shown in the product images.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e\n        Is it just a decoration?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        No. It's designed to function as a\n        tissue holder while also adding a\n        humorous decorative touch to your space.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e\n        Is this a good Christmas gift?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        It's a fun gift idea for someone who\n        appreciates novelty decorations,\n        playful holiday humor, or quirky\n        household accessories.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e\n        Can I display it after Christmas?\n      \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Absolutely! If you enjoy its playful\n        design, you can keep it on display\n        throughout the year.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ft-ending\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp class=\"ft-eyebrow\"\u003e\n      More Laughs. More Christmas Fun.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003e\n      😂 Because Even Tissue Time Can Be Funny!\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Bring home a little holiday humor\n      with a plush tissue holder that's\n      as amusing as it is adorable.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Treat yourself or surprise someone\n      who loves a good Christmas joke.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;color:#b23b3b;margin:20px 0 0;\"\u003e\n      🎁 Add Some Laughter to Your Christmas!\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"XST","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68105151185045,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/0007\/0549\/files\/hf_20261023_013027_39ea79c8-643e-408d-87d0-bba7cce24d24.png?v=1793325099","url":"https:\/\/pizavo.com\/products\/tissue-holder","provider":"pizavo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}